'The Chairs' by Eugene Ionesco

adapted by Richard Negri
Old Man: I'm not like other people. I've an ideal in life. I may be clever, as you
say. I am quite talented, but things don't come easily to me. I've carried out
my duties as Quartermaster-General satisfactorily, proved myself equal to the task,
come out of it quite honourably, that ought to be enough . . .